We found some of the funniest Valentine’s Day Cards for him that you won’t find at your local card stores. These are not your ordinary dull and boring cards! These hilarious cards are one-of-a-kind because they’re all designed by talented artisans. If you’re not the typical romantic wife or girlfriend, then one of these hilarious valentine’s cards for him will relay your love and make him laugh at the same time!
Did you know that passing out Valentine’s Day cards is a 600-year-old tradition that started with Charles, Duke of Orleans ? And after 600 years, this tradition is still going strong. So strong that an estimated 145 million Valentine’s Day cards are sent each year. And a whopping 85% is purchased by women. So odds are, you’re in the market for a card and why not buy one that will make him smile or laugh.
And if you need a gift to go with this card, check out our Gift Guide for Cute and Non-Cheesy Valentine’s Day Gift Ideas for Him.
Make him laugh with one of these Funniest Valentine’s Day Cards! And you definitely won’t find these at your local stores so order now before it’s too late.
- Turns out I like you a lot more than I originally planned. Words are hard but this card will do the trick for you. Designed and made by thesmitches and available for $5.
- I’d spare a square for you. Show how much you love your valentine by letting them know that they’re actually worth a whole square! Designed and made by HellaFreshDesigns and available for $5.
- Gah OMG – Our first Valentine’s Day. Sometimes it’s fun to nerd out about your first Valentine’s Day, after all, you’re so happy – why not get cheesy? Designed and made by SideSandwich and available for $5.
- I love you more than coffee. This one is for the coffee addicts. Let your partner know how much you love them. Designed and made by PrettyByHer and available for $5.
- Still love you. Even though they aren’t capable of one of the simplest things in the world, changing the toilet paper roll, this card will let them know that they are still loved. Designed by InANutshellStudio and available for $6.
- I love you more than I hate your farts. Perfect card for those with a partner who loves to break wind. Designed by LailaMeDesigns and available for $4.
- I’m a hopeless Ramen-tic for you. Love puns? Here’s a cute card for your significant other. Designed by AdventureOfLetters and available for $5.
- You’re my otter half. A cute Valentine’s Day pun for your equally cute otter half. From Eleanor Lim, artist, and sold by WunderkidArt for $7.
- You’ll always have a pizza my heart. Nothing says love on Valentine’s Day like pizza. Let the person in your life know they’ll always have a pice of your heart. Designed by TheCardBureau and available for $5.
- We go together like Avocado and Toast. What an adorably yummy card featuring one of the best pairings: avocado and toast! Designed by ThachCompany and available for $3.
- Let’s taco ’bout how much I love you. Perfect card for the ones who loves puns and tacos. Designed by DippityAndSnark and available for $5.
- Happy Valentine’s Day My Sweet Little Sugar-Pie Love Muffin (VOMIT). Not a lovey-dovey type of person? This funny valentine’s day card speaks for you. Designed by PinwheelPrintShop and available for $5.
- Happy Valentine’s Day or whatever. Funny card for those who have a sense of humor and has the same level of excitement as an indifferent cat. Designed by JackyRaeDesign and available for $4.
- I love you so much that I hardly ever consider smothering you with a pillow in your sleep. This will definitely make your significant other smile! And they should be grateful too. Designed by CheekyKumquat and available for $5.
These are quality handcrafted gifts that will make him laugh! Don’t wait and get one now since you won’t find any of these at your local card stores.
And don’t forget to get a Galentine’s Day Gift for your best friend. Check out our gift guide: Celebrate Galentine’s Day with these Handcrafted Gift Ideas for your Girl Friends.
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